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To Catch a Predator: Detroit 
22nd-Feb-2007 05:36 pm
THE kiss
branchness here! I'm making my rounds through my flist, apparently. Today, I will update Heather's journal with an AIM conversation we had. (It's only funny if you watch To Catch a Predator.)

Characters:
Heather as Heddie1998, the 11-year-old
Allisa as IMA GUNNA LICK U, the 36-year-old creepo


IMA GUNNA LICK U: hi girl
Heddie1998: HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
IMA GUNNA LICK U: asl?
Heddie1998: 11/f/DFW
IMA GUNNA LICK U: 36/m/detroit here

IMA GUNNA LICK U: u liek older guys?
Heddie1998: i hav famly in detroit
Heddie1998: yeah
IMA GUNNA LICK U: 4 real?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: dats kewl
IMA GUNNA LICK U: will u b my gf?
Heddie1998: sure
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u virgin?
Heddie1998: ya
IMA GUNNA LICK U: dats kewl
IMA GUNNA LICK U: skared to looze it?
Heddie1998: not really
IMA GUNNA LICK U: can i taek it?
Heddie1998: sure, az long az ur gentl
IMA GUNNA LICK U: im very gentel
IMA GUNNA LICK U: i wud go nice and slow 4 u babe
Heddie1998: thnx
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u ever see a cock?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: baby u ther?
Heddie1998: im hr....no i havnt
IMA GUNNA LICK U: would u liek 2 see mine?
Heddie1998: yez
IMA GUNNA LICK U: http://sugarmtnfarm.com/blog/uploaded_images/RoosterNHRedOnSnowDSCF1642-714219.jpg
IMA GUNNA LICK U: thur he is
IMA GUNNA LICK U: wud u like 2 touch my cock?
Heddie1998: sure
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u alone?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: i could cum over wit my cock
IMA GUNNA LICK U: and let you play wit it
Heddie1998: id luv dat
IMA GUNNA LICK U: my cock feels good when u touch it
IMA GUNNA LICK U: wud you let my cock touch u?
Heddie1998: yah
IMA GUNNA LICK U: wud u let my cock eat chicken feed off ur bare chest?
Heddie1998: umm nop
IMA GUNNA LICK U: y not?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: it dont hurt
Heddie1998: bcuz dats creepie
IMA GUNNA LICK U: ok, honey
IMA GUNNA LICK U: maybe i cud leave my cock at home
IMA GUNNA LICK U: and da 2 of us cud play
Heddie1998: thnx dat make me feel btr
IMA GUNNA LICK U: ud like dat?
Heddie1998: yeah
IMA GUNNA LICK U: wud u let me lick u?
Heddie1998: ummm sure
IMA GUNNA LICK U: wait....
IMA GUNNA LICK U: r u da cops?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: lol
Heddie1998: no, y wud u think dat?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: lol. i dunno. just tryin 2 b safe.
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u eva see dateline?
Heddie1998: no wuts dat?
IMA GUNNA LICK U: its a show on tv
IMA GUNNA LICK U: they catch guyz who wanna b wit yung gurls
IMA GUNNA LICK U: they go 2 jail
IMA GUNNA LICK U: i dun wanna go 2 jail
Heddie1998: no im not duh cops
IMA GUNNA LICK U: kk. lol
IMA GUNNA LICK U: so ud let me lick u?
Heddie1998: ya
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u let me lick ur nipples?
Heddie1998: hehe yea
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u play wit my balls?
Heddie1998: ewh grozz
IMA GUNNA LICK U: its not dat bad
IMA GUNNA LICK U: we go slow
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u will liek it
Heddie1998: ok! lolz
IMA GUNNA LICK U: u gota pic?
Heddie1998: yes
Heddie1998: http://www.mannequingallery.com/images/child_pre_teen_sitter.jpg

END SCENE.

And now for a poll...

Poll #933178 Grey's

Should Meredith stay dead?

Yes!
0(0.0%)
Hellzzzz yes!
5(100.0%)
Comments 
23rd-Feb-2007 02:49 am (UTC)
This IM GUNNA LICK U sounds like quite the catch.
23rd-Feb-2007 06:46 am (UTC)
DON'T JUDGE ME.
23rd-Feb-2007 03:57 am (UTC)
Ha! Okay, scary thing? That could actually be any chat room in the country. Minus the rooster. And the creepy mannequin.

Or else I'm just not in the right chat rooms...
23rd-Feb-2007 05:51 am (UTC)
you disgust me
23rd-Feb-2007 07:43 am (UTC)
you guys are fucked up.
i love it. hahaha.
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